dirty text message jokes
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Text messaging, or texting, is a colloquial term referring to the exchange of brief written messages between mobile phones, over cellular networks. While the term most often refers to messages sent using the Short Message Service, it has been extended to include messages containing image, sound content, such as mms messages. Individual messages are referred to as text messages or texts. The most common application of the service is person to person messaging, but text messages are also used to interact with automated systems, such as ordering products and services for mobile phones, or participating in contests. Advertisers and service providers use texts to notify mobile phone users about promotions and other notifications that were previously sent by post or left as voicemail. There are internet services available that allow users to send text messages free of direct charge to the sender. In computing, plain text is a term used for an ordinary unformatted sequential file readable as textual material without much processing. The encoding has traditionally been either asc11, one of its many derivatives such as iso. No other encodings are used in plain text files which neither contain any structural tags such as heading marks, nor any typographic markers like bold face. Unicode is today gradually replacing the older ascII derivatives limited to 7 or 8 bit codes. It will probably serve much the same purposes, but this time permitting almost any human language as well as important punctuation and symbols such as mathematical relations, multiplication, which are not included in the more restricted ascII set. The joke content is not what provokes the laugh, it just makes the salience of the joke and provokes a smile. What makes us laugh is the joke mechanism. Milton Berle demonstrated this with a classic theatre experiment in the 1950 if during a series of jokes you insert phrases that are not jokes, but with the same rhythm, the audience laughs anyway. A classic is the ternary rhythm, with three beats Introduction, premise, antithesis. In regards to the Milton Berle experiment, they can be taken to demonstrate the concept of breaking context or breaking the pattern. It is not necessarily the rhythm that caused the audience to laugh, but the disparity between the expectation of a joke and being instead given a non sequitur normal phrase. This normal phrase is, itself, unexpected, and a type of punchline.
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